Moving Into Dorms Gifts

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

Student Food Pyramid

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

Alien characters on boy's wallpaper come to life to play with him.

Frat House Feng Shui

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

Hot New Talk Shows!

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

Please roll over and breathe the other way.

Magicians make terrible roommates. 'Did you clean or just make everything disappear?' 'Where's my keys?!' 'You know I have an early class!'

'My favorite kitchen tool will always be the old fashioned fork moving automatically to my mouth!'

"I can't sleep without my weighted blanket... I'm safe under my weighted blanket..."

We divided it up and turned it into a rental.

'I always thought Facebook was the perfect roommate...Until the rent came due.'

"Tell us about yourself, Pete."

"I don't think it's possible for your room to get any messier!"

"How's your spring break going, Jerry?"

Curry for Breakfast.

"And FYI, Iggy has night terrors."

'23-D meet 17-C, sublet...'

Yeah, I'm living with my parents while I go to college - They moved into my dorm room.

A man irons one of his pant legs.

'I'll only be using it as a night light.'

'Fred thinks it's cruel to keep a dog in an apartment.'

Using a Snow Blower in Dorm Room.

"My son wanted his own room."