Moving Into Dorms Mugs

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

Student Food Pyramid

Frat House Feng Shui

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

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Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

Magicians make terrible roommates. 'Did you clean or just make everything disappear?' 'Where's my keys?!' 'You know I have an early class!'

'My favorite kitchen tool will always be the old fashioned fork moving automatically to my mouth!'

"I can't sleep without my weighted blanket... I'm safe under my weighted blanket..."

Curry for Breakfast.

"How's your spring break going, Jerry?"

"Tell us about yourself, Pete."

"I don't think it's possible for your room to get any messier!"

"And FYI, Iggy has night terrors."

'23-D meet 17-C, sublet...'

A man irons one of his pant legs.

'Fred thinks it's cruel to keep a dog in an apartment.'

'I'll only be using it as a night light.'

Using a Snow Blower in Dorm Room.

"My son wanted his own room."

"I've learned to live with the ever-present specter of death, but mostly because it's started chipping in for rent."