Dormitory Living Gifts

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

Student Food Pyramid

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

Biting Slippers.

Suburban street.

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

"Me? I'm grateful for an indoor bathroom."

Curry for Breakfast.

"Thankfully, college is preparing us for unemployment."

Looks like a nice day out...virtually speaking.

Cats reading 2 lists on a wall. Under each list are arrows pointed either 'Outdoors' or 'Indoors.' The indoor list reads 'good food, comfy places to sleep, petting and scratchies, and clean water.' One cat remarks 'To me it's a no-brainer.'

"Perhaps you could turn the humidifier down just a bit, Dear!"

Using a Snow Blower in Dorm Room.

"He used most of his personality on the Internet. I get what's leftover."

'Well. . . my first year of college is going okay, but I really wish I could get some new roommates.'

Stainless steel dorms!

Fridge Pirate

Take It From Me: Who Uses Your Bathroom Is So Not a Big Deal

Holly gets off to a rough start with her new roommate.

"If this dorm is co-ed, why are there 27 guys and just me!?"