Winter Hater Mugs

My New Year's resolution? To no longer suffer in silence. I will moan, whimper, and complain until you resolve to get the heater fixed.

Boy rolled into a snowball

Good News about winter

"Bless You."

Keeping warm.

Couple melting the snow around them.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Rude Snowpeople

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

Lovers embrace

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

"Oooo. That's cold."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

The Off-Season

Fireplace Projector.

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

'Why is it that it's always your mittens you lose?'

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

Three bears hibernating

"I thought the snow would never start"

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"