Humidity Hater Mugs

"It's not the heat or the humidity. It's the self-recrimination over not finding a way to get out of the city this summer."

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

Good News about winter

'I hate Mondays.'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

"Dang it."

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

'The pilgrim kids had corn pudding. We have pumpkin pie. I guess parents have always tried to pass vegetables off as dessert.'

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

"Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the heat..."

'Bernie,when you hang your waders up to dry you are supposed to get out of them first.'

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

"Hey, bartender, spill another beer in front of me, will ya?"

"A dry heat - no problem. But this humidity."

Crisp New England Air.

My New Year's resolution? To no longer suffer in silence. I will moan, whimper, and complain until you resolve to get the heater fixed.

The Non-Sporting Group

'Apparently it was only his fear of heights that stopped him from jumping.'

'Remember, it's not the heat, it's the humidity...'

'It happens all the time, don't worry, I'll read my book while I wait for high tide...'

"I hate the beach. The minute you go into the water your phone gets ruined."

The Walking Dread

'Remember, it's not the heat, it's the humidity.'

"It's not that I can't stand the cold - I just hate the holidays."

"Gawd, I hate these water hazards!!"

"I still use baby powder on my butt! Especially when it's gross and sticky!"

"There were only two things about Bryan that I simply could not stand - his breathing and is chewing."

"Monday is a horrible way to spend a seventh of your life."

Mondays.

Wax Museum - Please do not touch the thermostat.