Humidity Haters Mugs

"A dry heat - no problem. But this humidity."

'Remember, it's not the heat, it's the humidity.'

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

"Looks like beach weather."

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

'I am wearing my bikini!'

"I don't like water, so I hate it when it rains, but I hate it even more when it snows!"

"Personally, I don't trust weathermen. They change their story every day!"

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

"It's not the heat or the humidity. It's the self-recrimination over not finding a way to get out of the city this summer."

"Hey, bartender, spill another beer in front of me, will ya?"

'All this humidity is terrible for my sinuses.'

Crisp New England Air.

"It's the hottest since records began."

'Apparently it was only his fear of heights that stopped him from jumping.'

Dear thaint Patrick you no drive me away, pleath no drive thnake anywhere. Danger noodle get car-thick.

'Remember, it's not the heat, it's the humidity...'

'It happens all the time, don't worry, I'll read my book while I wait for high tide...'

Hot enough for you?

'She hates getting her feet wet.'

"I still use baby powder on my butt! Especially when it's gross and sticky!"

'Is it humid today or what?'

'Omigod - we forgot to turn off the humidifier!'

'Moaning about the British weather doesn't make you a climate protester.'

"It's not the heat or humidity. It's the sulfur dioxide, hydrogen sulfide, non-methane hydrocarbons and sulfuric acid mist."

'Oh no - another blasted cold call!'

"They say wind chill makes it feel like 23."

"I can't wait to complain about the heat again."

'Lighten up folks - it's hot but its not the heat - it's the humidity.'

'It's not the heat, it's the humidity.'

How many people with a fear of heights does it take to change a light bulb?