Humidity Haters Mugs

"A dry heat - no problem. But this humidity."

I hate this @#$% humidity.

'Remember, it's not the heat, it's the humidity.'

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

But, mom, I don't want to go to summer camp!

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

"Looks like beach weather."

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

"I don't like water, so I hate it when it rains, but I hate it even more when it snows!"

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

'I am wearing my bikini!'

"Personally, I don't trust weathermen. They change their story every day!"

"Hey, bartender, spill another beer in front of me, will ya?"

"It's not the heat or the humidity. It's the self-recrimination over not finding a way to get out of the city this summer."

'All this humidity is terrible for my sinuses.'

"It's the hottest since records began."

Crisp New England Air.

'It happens all the time, don't worry, I'll read my book while I wait for high tide...'

'Remember, it's not the heat, it's the humidity...'

Dear thaint Patrick you no drive me away, pleath no drive thnake anywhere. Danger noodle get car-thick.

'Apparently it was only his fear of heights that stopped him from jumping.'

Hot enough for you?

'She hates getting her feet wet.'

"I still use baby powder on my butt! Especially when it's gross and sticky!"

'Is it humid today or what?'

'Omigod - we forgot to turn off the humidifier!'

'Moaning about the British weather doesn't make you a climate protester.'

"It's not the heat or humidity. It's the sulfur dioxide, hydrogen sulfide, non-methane hydrocarbons and sulfuric acid mist."

'Oh no - another blasted cold call!'

"I can't wait to complain about the heat again."

"They say wind chill makes it feel like 23."

'Lighten up folks - it's hot but its not the heat - it's the humidity.'