Habitual Hazard Hater Pillows

"Gawd, I hate these water hazards!!"

Good News about winter

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

Confucius say: shut up.

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.

'Boy I love summer and the beach: So much bare skin to bite!'

"This is the worst parade ever."

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

'How did I become Vice-President? You ask...I came up with the logest list of fees to charge bank customers.'

"Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the heat..."

The hills were alive with the sound of midges

My New Year's resolution? To no longer suffer in silence. I will moan, whimper, and complain until you resolve to get the heater fixed.

Man at Medical Waste conference says - 'Hello?'

'Just like nature, I abhor a vacuum - especially when I'm working!'

'After considering the pros and cons of commuting, I've decided the only sane thing to do is live in my office.'

"Don't worry...with his swing, this is the safest place to stand."

"These? From shampoo testing? No it's the weirdest thing I'm really suffering with hayfever this year."

"It's not that I can't stand the cold - I just hate the holidays."

'Look who just blew in from Bordeaux.'

Golfer hits a plane on his drive.

"Where are the fire exits?"

Hazards ALWAYS exist!...

Eyes Open!...

'Let's make a big End-Of-The-World-party! Hey, we wouldn't even have to clear the mess up the next day!'

"There were only two things about Bryan that I simply could not stand - his breathing and is chewing."

Hi Frequency Sound Proof Hoodies.

Wax Museum - Please do not touch the thermostat.