Hygiene Hater Pillows

Bring humor into their home with a witty pillow that celebrates their hygiene-hating habits. Plush and funny, it’s a cozy way to show their personality.

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"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!" mockup

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

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Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'. mockup

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

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'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?' mockup

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

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The Cougher

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Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning. mockup

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

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"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?" mockup

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

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"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new." mockup

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

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Wash your hands

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'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,... mockup

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

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ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work mockup

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

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"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do." mockup

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

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A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood. mockup

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

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Soap Versus Coronavirus

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'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!' mockup

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

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Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

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"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?" mockup

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

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Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old' mockup

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

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'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?' mockup

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

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Team medic spraying deodorant

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"Go back! The place is full of mold!" mockup

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

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'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.' mockup

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

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Shaking hands will transfer bacteria mockup

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

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'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.' mockup

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

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A day in the life of a dish sink

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"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often." mockup

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

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'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.' mockup

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

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'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...' mockup

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

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'Are you sure you washed this salad?' mockup

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

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'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.' mockup

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

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"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site." mockup

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

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'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.' mockup

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

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"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..." mockup

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

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Hygiene Hater Pillows Collection

Hygiene Hater Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that playfully celebrate hygiene haters with clever cartoons and witty phrases. Perfect for their daily coffee or tea.

Hygiene Hater Prints

Browse our art prints that humorously capture the carefree spirit of hygiene haters, perfect for decorating their favorite space.

Hygiene Hater T-Shirts

Check out our fun t-shirts featuring hilarious cartoons and messages for hygiene haters who love to wear their personality on their sleeve.