Clothes Hater Gifts

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

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'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"Bill and I hate the same books."

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'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

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"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

"Cool shirt."

"I'm trying to be myself and you're not helping."

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"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

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"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

'Bernie,when you hang your waders up to dry you are supposed to get out of them first.'

"Don't worry. The button is purely decorative."

"My tailor just won't accept that I've grown as a person."

"Do you have any camouflage pants? I want to hide my hips."

"Inspected by #16."

'The fad is to wear hospital staff uniforms - not patient gowns!'

"...Now will you believe me! It's too...big!"

'Miss, could I try this dress?' 'Only if You pay in advance!'

'forget men. I can't even find clothes I want to go out with more than once.'

'Apparently it was only his fear of heights that stopped him from jumping.'

'All statement-making is up to you!'

'Dang animal activist! I'm wearing mink because I am one!'

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'I'd rather be wearing a plain white t-shirt.'

'If Miss Stabler had meant for me to read, she wouldn't have told me to have a nice summer.'