Habit Hater Prints

"There were only two things about Bryan that I simply could not stand - his breathing and is chewing."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Too much cilantro

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

'Doctor, the patient would like to know when he can return to being an overbearing, stressed-out pig?'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

"I tried change, it didn't work."

Rodin's Nailbiter.

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

'I can't help politicizing everything!'

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

'How can I stop biting my nails?' - 'Always wear shoes.'

Packey Bar.

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

'Ten patches! That is the worse smoking habit I ever seen!'

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

"He's so bossy I call him Big Brother!"

'You've got to stop living in the past.'

Turkey...cold turkey.

"That's your best shot at a New Year's resolution? Stop flushing dental floss down the toilet?"

'When you put on a new patch you're meant to take the old one off!'