Habit Specialist Gifts

'Look - read more slowly - and don't sniff - and keep your feet still!'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

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"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

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'I can't help politicizing everything!'

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

'Sister Agatha you're flirting with another bad habit,'

"I wouldn't usually say, 'she's always copying me' is grounds for divorce."

"And do you, Robert, mind if I smoke?"

"Stop tensing your abdominals!"

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'You've got to stop living in the past.'

"That's your best shot at a New Year's resolution? Stop flushing dental floss down the toilet?"

"I'm on a social media diet. I'm giving up tweets."

'You don't even know you're doing it, do you?'

"I'm giving up giving up!"

'I was dating a weatherman, but he had this annoying habit of always talking up a storm.'

'That's it - I'm leaving home!'

Portrait of 'Our founder' at Alcoholics Anonymous is a drunk.

'Do the patches help?'

'That's the thing when you start living with someone - you discover all of their little habits.'

"So there's ABSOLUTELY NOTHING you can think of giving up the New Year apart from your peanut collection?"

'Doctor, what do you call your new behaviorist method for curing drug addiction?'

"I left the toilet seat up once too often."