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'Look - read more slowly - and don't sniff - and keep your feet still!'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

Latest science behind social distancing advice

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

'I can't help politicizing everything!'

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

"Stop tensing your abdominals!"

"And do you, Robert, mind if I smoke?"

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"I wouldn't usually say, 'she's always copying me' is grounds for divorce."

'Sister Agatha you're flirting with another bad habit,'

"I finally broke Joe of his excessive nose picking."

'You've got to stop living in the past.'

"That's your best shot at a New Year's resolution? Stop flushing dental floss down the toilet?"

"I'm on a social media diet. I'm giving up tweets."

"I'm giving up giving up!"

'You don't even know you're doing it, do you?'

'I was dating a weatherman, but he had this annoying habit of always talking up a storm.'

'That's it - I'm leaving home!'

'That's the thing when you start living with someone - you discover all of their little habits.'

Portrait of 'Our founder' at Alcoholics Anonymous is a drunk.

'Do the patches help?'

"I left the toilet seat up once too often."

'Doctor, what do you call your new behaviorist method for curing drug addiction?'