Alcohol Studies T-Shirts

Beer street and Gin lane - Gin lane.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Cat Nip.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"An everything Martini, please."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"I forget to drink."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Wordplay: Export.

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'Fried chickens.'

Redhead

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

The life of penguins.

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

Complementary Beverages

'What happened to your hand.'