Alcohol Sampling T-Shirts

'At home, he's my husband, here; he's my dump bucket.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'What happened to your hand.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Somewhere in France

'Whiskey and splash, sir.'

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

"Don't feel bad. The rest of us can't hold our liquor either."

"Would you prefer sparkling water, filtered water, tap water or water?"

Alcohol Ingredients

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

'I had a taste of my own medicine yesterday - Yuck!'

'We let 65 people try the '03 Malbec and told them they couldn't just describe it as 'good'. The result: 65 said it was 'very good'.'

'To you it may contain 'a surfeit of soluble, optically active carbohydrates derives from higher alcohols'. To me, it's sweet.'

'I can drink beer, wine or liquor. I'm a 'hybrid.''

'So that's why they use the Dutch flag colours...it's flat!' (Pepsi logo on vending machine)

"One can only hope this is the raw stuff of art."

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

'Wow, I hate to be disturbed when I'm enjoying a good brew, too.'

Online articles are fine, but I miss being annoyed by the fragrance sample cards in print magazines.

'You shouldn't drink on an empty head,'

Beer street and Gin lane - Gin lane.