Alcohol Sampling T-Shirts

'At home, he's my husband, here; he's my dump bucket.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Somewhere in France

'What happened to your hand.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'Whiskey and splash, sir.'

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

"Would you prefer sparkling water, filtered water, tap water or water?"

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

Alcohol Ingredients

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

'To you it may contain 'a surfeit of soluble, optically active carbohydrates derives from higher alcohols'. To me, it's sweet.'

'You shouldn't drink on an empty head,'

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

"One can only hope this is the raw stuff of art."

'I had a taste of my own medicine yesterday - Yuck!'

'Wow, I hate to be disturbed when I'm enjoying a good brew, too.'

'I can drink beer, wine or liquor. I'm a 'hybrid.''

'We let 65 people try the '03 Malbec and told them they couldn't just describe it as 'good'. The result: 65 said it was 'very good'.'

Beer street and Gin lane - Gin lane.

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