Alcohol Discussion T-Shirts

"You know what they say, Amigo - it's not healthy to drink alone."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

Wine Talking

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

Spelling a newspaper

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

"It's time we have a talk about the alternate facts of life.

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'

"And he paraphrased New York Judge Gerard Lynch when he said our country has an overinflated system of incarceration that is far too punitive, disproportionate in its impact on the poor, exceedingly costly and largely impotent in reducing crime. Anyway, that's what I learned in school today."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."