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No Goldfishing. A-hem!

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Punk Reindeer

Men gossiping

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

'I'm an atheist!'

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Do you mind!!?'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Merry Christmas.

Professional woman in pub

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

Pelobong

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

Richard Hughes.