Enjoyment Gifts

"The gall of that woman! She's actually ENJOYING her retirement!"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Go team!

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

A man cheers

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

'You've had enough!'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

Take a peek 50¢

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

'Next!'

Spider reads sign on water pipe which says 'You must be this itsy bitsy to climb up this water spout'.

'Hey! I made sandwiches ya' know!'

"We can't insure your happiness, however we do offer an extended warranty on joie de vivre."

"I never dreamed my fun data analysis hobby would one day turn into a career."

'I'm afraid you have dry rot.'

"Who'd want to Retire...what would you do with your time?...Apart from spend time with your kids...see all those places you always promised you would...be the person you want to be...have a life!"

'Crowd control has never been easier since this Moses guy joined up.'

'This team has a lot of bounce.'

'Do you get brain freeze when you eat a snow cone too fast?'

"Either you give up all that unhealthy stuff and live another 30 years or you go on as before, have a blast for about 10 or 11 years and then die happy, satisfied and drunken."

Ed realizes that 'Happy Hour' actually lasts two hours.