Food Enjoyment Gifts

"I'm one of those fortunate people that can ear what they like."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"That's it. We’re toast."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Menu Dating

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"What did Jesus order?"

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A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"Your meal sounded nice."

"I might just get a pie."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."