Food Enjoyment T-Shirts

"I'm one of those fortunate people that can ear what they like."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"That's it. We’re toast."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Menu Dating

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"Your meal sounded nice."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"What did Jesus order?"

Back in 5 minutes!

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."