Enjoyment T-Shirts

"The gall of that woman! She's actually ENJOYING her retirement!"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Go team!

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

A man cheers

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

'You've had enough!'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

'Next!'

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"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

"We can't insure your happiness, however we do offer an extended warranty on joie de vivre."

'I'm afraid you have dry rot.'

"I never dreamed my fun data analysis hobby would one day turn into a career."

'Hey! I made sandwiches ya' know!'

"Who'd want to Retire...what would you do with your time?...Apart from spend time with your kids...see all those places you always promised you would...be the person you want to be...have a life!"

'Crowd control has never been easier since this Moses guy joined up.'

The other 364 days of the year.

'Do you get brain freeze when you eat a snow cone too fast?'

'This team has a lot of bounce.'

Ed realizes that 'Happy Hour' actually lasts two hours.

"Either you give up all that unhealthy stuff and live another 30 years or you go on as before, have a blast for about 10 or 11 years and then die happy, satisfied and drunken."