Enjoying Life T-Shirts

'I'm feeling marvelous, Ian. No sobering thoughts, please.'

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"The nerve of that woman! She's actually ENJOYING her retirement!"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Hitchcock's The Birds

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

Sticking out tongue

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"It's over!"

"Yeah, but before he snapped he wasn't having any fun at all."

"I still want grandchildren.

'Next!'

Ernie's a procrastinator who lives life to the fullest --- He lives each day as if it's his next-to-last!

'I'm retiring because my doctor advised me to slow down and spend my money.'

"You understand this was just business."

Carpet cleaning

"We can't insure your happiness, however we do offer an extended warranty on joie de vivre."

'I never let the stress of the job get me down.'

Spider reads sign on water pipe which says 'You must be this itsy bitsy to climb up this water spout'.

'I'm afraid you have dry rot.'

"Isn't summer great? We have all day to do whatever we want!"

"Who'd want to Retire...what would you do with your time?...Apart from spend time with your kids...see all those places you always promised you would...be the person you want to be...have a life!"

'Crowd control has never been easier since this Moses guy joined up.'

The singular joy of living with a person who routinely glimpses the miraculous in the mundane.

The Bachelord

"Either you give up all that unhealthy stuff and live another 30 years or you go on as before, have a blast for about 10 or 11 years and then die happy, satisfied and drunken."

I also scheduled a pickup after we finish toiling in the fields. Amish Uber.

'How many times do I have to tell you kids? When you've finished playing with your grandad tidy him away!'

Perky Blinders