Living Life To The Fullest T-Shirts

"Bitsy and I decided controlling our portions was no way to live."

'Why live each day to the fullest? You have 9 lives.'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

French wine

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"Not to mention the park view."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

Environmental Conscience

"Failure is definitely the best teacher, but I'm thinking auditing a class with Success might not hurt."

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

Tom's last day.

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

'Normally, I'd give a man in your condition six months to live, but we have a special this week on eight months!'

The Dog Poo

Is it sustainable?

Be prepared - Don't jump to confusion.

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

"Don't think of it as being grounded. Think of it as suffering the consequences of your monumental stupidity."

Low carbon community.

'False alarm! I'm back. It was only a career suicide.'

'What doesn't kill you, makes you a burden.'

'I'm retiring because my doctor advised me to slow down and spend my money.'

US energy consumption.

"Once you leave your safe-space, you can never go back again."

"Remember, Timmy. Anything worth doing is worth having somebody do well."

"We can't insure your happiness, however we do offer an extended warranty on joie de vivre."

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

"The most moral consumer - Didn't shop at Walmart - Didn't order things on Amazon unless it was, like, an emergency - Tried to be vegan - Always had an extra canvas bag in her car (which was a hybrid, by the way)"

"I learned a lot today, Dad. Did you know when your boss says you've done a great job...it's good not to act totally

'It's kind of disappointing that they make solar energy panels.'