Life Extension Enthusiast T-Shirts

Show off their passion for a long, healthy life with our witty and stylish t-shirts. Perfect for everyday wear or casual outings, these shirts celebrate their life extension journey with humor and flair.

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'Normally, I'd give a man in your condition six months to live, but we have a special this week on eight months!'

'Normally, I'd give a man in your condition six months to live, but we have a special this week on eight months!' mockup

'Normally, I'd give a man in your condition six months to live, but we have a special this week on eight months!'

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Reach for the Star.

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"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?" mockup

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

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"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini." mockup

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

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"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?" mockup

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

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"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness." mockup

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

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My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people! mockup

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

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"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors." mockup

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

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Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows! mockup

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

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"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?" mockup

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

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Book of Life, Answers in Back.

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"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive." mockup

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

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My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em.

My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em. mockup

My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em.

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'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.' mockup

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

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'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!' mockup

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

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'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

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'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.' mockup

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

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SWOTs

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"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!" mockup

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

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'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!' mockup

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

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"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years."

"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years." mockup

"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years."

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"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward." mockup

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

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"Now they're saying 80 is the new 70. So, when's the new dead?"

"Now they're saying 80 is the new 70. So, when's the new dead?" mockup

"Now they're saying 80 is the new 70. So, when's the new dead?"

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"Well, it's funny, Sid. Every time I've got onr foot in the grave, something interesting happens, so I pull it back out again!"

"Well, it's funny, Sid. Every time I've got onr foot in the grave, something interesting happens, so I pull it back out again!" mockup

"Well, it's funny, Sid. Every time I've got onr foot in the grave, something interesting happens, so I pull it back out again!"

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"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!" mockup

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

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Did You Know That...Scientists in Illinois, USA, claim we would live a longer life if we were more like elves?

Did You Know That...Scientists in Illinois, USA, claim we would live a longer life if we were more like elves? mockup

Did You Know That...Scientists in Illinois, USA, claim we would live a longer life if we were more like elves?

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Wrong end of extension cord.

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'Well, I retired at 55: 75 years ago as of last June...'

'Well, I retired at 55: 75 years ago as of last June...' mockup

'Well, I retired at 55: 75 years ago as of last June...'

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How?

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"Mrs. Walsh? Oh, good ... you’re still alive."

"Mrs. Walsh? Oh, good ... you’re still alive." mockup

"Mrs. Walsh? Oh, good ... you’re still alive."

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"I never thought you'd live to be 90 either. By the way, you're only 67."

"I never thought you'd live to be 90 either. By the way, you're only 67." mockup

"I never thought you'd live to be 90 either. By the way, you're only 67."

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'Life is too long not to worry.'

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Life Extension Enthusiast T-Shirts Collection

Life Extension Enthusiast Mugs

Explore our range of mugs designed for life extension enthusiasts, featuring clever slogans and fun designs that make morning routines more inspiring.

Life Extension Enthusiast Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that celebrate health and vitality, perfect for adding personality and comfort to any living space of a life extension enthusiast.

Life Extension Enthusiast Prints

Browse our inspiring prints that highlight themes of longevity and wellness, ideal for decorating the space of anyone passionate about extending life.