Hair Extension Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel ... let down your hair extensions."

"Sure Sir, hair extensions could indeed make you more impressive when you're bristling..."

Love at First Sight

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Like my new haircut?"

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Curling your hair for no reason

Missing my hair.

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'More hair than brains.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

The barber

Hairstyles

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Quick Spring Fling

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'Medusa has a bad snake day'

New Hair Cloning Technology.

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."

Moses gives his wife split ends

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"Fashion over function!"

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'