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The Bachelord

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Life is for the birds.

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

Still searching for my Prince Charming.

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

Last night of freedom.

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

"Do you know what girls want?"

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

Wedding - throw the bouquet and the little black book.

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

'Are you seeing anybody?'

"Being a refrigerator magnet is fine, but I wish, for just one day, I could be a chick magnet."

'We fed your application in, and the computer started leaking slime.'

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

"I'm a free woman. Edgar tried to cross the road."

"The dinner date was a disaster! I realised he was still a "Mama's Boy" when I saw he was expecting me to regurgitate his food..."

Augmented reality check

She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.

Bachelor Cake

He's Tasty!

'Not only is your mojo not working, it apparently has been unemployed for years.'

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

"Finally - my dating app just launched a 'Why am I seeing this loser?' feature."

"I used to think maybe I was the problem but then I realized she was just a bitch."

"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."