Navigating Single Life T-Shirts

Augmented reality check

Sue meets another Winner

'Why does she torment me?'

No Mum, I'm not gonna marry him...once she's dead I won't have to deal with this crap. Oh god, what am I thinking?

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.

Life is for the birds.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

Still searching for my Prince Charming.

"Yes, I'm alone."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

"Do you know what girls want?"

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

Thanksgiving 2020

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

'How animals mark their territory'

'Are you seeing anybody?'

"Being a refrigerator magnet is fine, but I wish, for just one day, I could be a chick magnet."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

'We fed your application in, and the computer started leaking slime.'

"I'm a free woman. Edgar tried to cross the road."

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

"It's time to bring in the wax begonias and your mother."

Two children arguing - 'My dad's more absent than your dad'

"The dinner date was a disaster! I realised he was still a "Mama's Boy" when I saw he was expecting me to regurgitate his food..."

Bachelor Cake

"Finally - my dating app just launched a 'Why am I seeing this loser?' feature."

'You asked her to go out with you?', 'Yes, but she says there's a lengthy approval process.'

'Not only is your mojo not working, it apparently has been unemployed for years.'