Spirits Enjoyment T-Shirts

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

'He's maturing early.'

"An everything Martini, please."

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

Angel doing the hula hoop.

Whale Piñata.

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

Mice playing double bass

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

Sliding Down the Banister

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'