Spirits Enjoyment Gifts

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

'He's maturing early.'

"An everything Martini, please."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

Whale Piñata.

Angel doing the hula hoop.

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

Sliding Down the Banister

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

Mice playing double bass