Fun-loving Spirits Gifts

Snake pulls prank posing for photo

'Moron.'

'Whoa, whoa, buddy, we don't serve no pickled eggs here.'

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Bears catching fish

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

10 K Tail-Chase

'He's maturing early.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Snowman

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Thank you bubbles

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"I know it is of this earth...."

Tiger Costume

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

May all your birthday wishes come true..