Fun-loving Spirit Gifts

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

Bird on stilts.

Whale Piñata.

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Elves playing snooker/Santa watching.

Snail man.

'Thank Heavens we've lived a care-free hedonistic lifestyle.'

"Well, whaddya know - the dry guys got wise to us."

'This is where I keep my gum.'

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

Elderly beachcomber sees conch shell, unaware there is a hook attached.

'Horseshoes... headphones, it's all the same.'

Teddy jogging

"You're a bit flighty."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"No, I don't remember."

"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"

Chase me, chase me cows.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Skeleton playing fetch.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"Think of it as a big puddle."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Bears catching fish

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'He's maturing early.'

Bears going water skiing.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Dog Park / Cat Park