Fun-loving Folks Gifts

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'Call 911! Our kids likely have us tied up and will have the place on fire soon.

On holiday.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Early photobombing

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Candid Camera store.

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Karataoke

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

Peel poker.

Cats at private view

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

true love.

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

Ice Cream Tower.

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”