Beverage Culture Pillows

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Wine Lady

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Pina Coladas

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

You've Had Enough!

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

The Alpha Seltzer

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"An everything Martini, please."

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'Well, if nothing else, Brad, your wine selection does prove you have a sense of humor.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'You've had enough!'

National Coffee Day

Wine taster with mineral water

How About Serving Us For a Change