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"I'm a citizen of the world, but I'm based in Bayonne."

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

Creation of Wine

"Please, John, not the cheap Scotch. My body is a temple."

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

"Shall we join the ladies?"

Piano-Tuning Bar

"Men's brains are heavier than women's brains!"

"Boy, I'm going to pay for this tomorrow at yoga class."

'What do you mean you're out of ice?'

"Look, maybe you're right, but for the sake of argument let's assume you're wrong and drop it."

"Bad Dog"

"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."

"I'm a big fan of your work."

Bob begins to regret his decision to stay for one last drink.

'I don't know what you're complaining about. I should charge you for breathing my second hand smoke. This happens to be a very expensive Cuban cigar!'

"What would you boys think if we started selling books?"

"For the last time - you and your horsie get away from me and stay away!"

'If you were my life coach, what would you recommend we get started with?'

Single malt whisky bottle reading lonely hearts column.

"Ain't no drab plumage at closing time."

"Tell him to fetch his own damn slippers."

"Ahhh, the Cubans know the kind of treats to leave out for Santa on a cold winter's night."

Some say this glass is half empty. Others say the glass is half full. . . If you're Irish you say. . . are you going to finish that?

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

I Drank At A Bar In 2020

Trendy new La Croix flavors

"'In vino veritas?' You can't handle the veritas!"

"The delight of an evening cocktail is hard to overstate."

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

"Now, if New York were sunny and bright like Colorado, then that would be another story."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'