Playful Drinkers T-Shirts

'I drink to remember.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'The King of what?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'I'm an atheist!'

"They know me here."

'Malty tasking.'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Rabbit Punch

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

Sharing Drinks.

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."