Playful Drinkers Prints

'I drink to remember.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'I'm an atheist!'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'The King of what?'

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

"They know me here."

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'Malty tasking.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

Rabbit Punch

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Sharing Drinks.

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."

Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. I think I know where you're going with this: Yes, he was talking about happy hour.

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."