Cheery Drinkers Prints

"Oh, come on, what's a Martini without an olive?"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

We'll have Manhattans...

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'Malty tasking.'

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

"Wine not?"

''Is there anybody there?'

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

'Care to gaze on the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"Gentlemen - raise your glasses'

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'

Trendy new La Croix flavors

'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'

"This is my exit strategy."

Corkscrew

Christmas drinker

'If you are a complete pessimist does it mean you are positively negative!'

"It's not the mistake you make that's important. It's how you shift the blame."

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

"Calm down! You're such a worryguts...!!"

'Oi, you lot, I don't want any funny business.'

'I drink to remember.'

Alcoholidays.

"Deja Bu!"

'Happy hour, drinks half price'

'The store was out of light bulbs, so I got lite beer instead.'

Water: Regular, Premium and Ultra.

Wine Descriptions: A Guide

'Egads! I must have been sick last night.'

"Well, I don't care how you see it. At $40 a glass, it's half empty."

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"