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Old Russia and New Russia

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

Imagine

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

As Seen On TV

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

"I think I deserve more than a stub on Wikipedia."

Europe on $5000 a day.

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

'I know, but he's a genius.'

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

'I'll need to see some ID.'

"Who are These People?"

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'