English Explorer T-Shirts

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Continuing education.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Paranormal A-Z...

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

There is No Planet C

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.