English Explorer Mugs

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Continuing education.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Paranormal A-Z...

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

There is No Planet C

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.