Eastward Explorer Pillows

Old Russia and New Russia

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Imagine

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

As soon as I've extinguished my ego, I'm going to take some "me" time.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

Europe on $5000 a day.

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"Who are These People?"

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

As Seen On TV

"I knew it!"

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'

"I think I deserve more than a stub on Wikipedia."

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'