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'Bugleweed makes a nice ground cover, and you don't have to set your alarm.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Pumpkin patch

Marshmallows

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

Ventriloquist Grave

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

"For heaven’s sake, Rozlyn, just give him the darn plant!"

Pranking Zombies

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

'Are they fresh?'

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

Dog on leash not able to reach tree

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

You will be surprised by the wild birds that will appear in your garden.