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'Bugleweed makes a nice ground cover, and you don't have to set your alarm.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Pumpkin patch

Marshmallows

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

I think it's so cute when the kids camp out in the backyard.

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

Ventriloquist Grave

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

'Are they fresh?'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

Pranking Zombies

"For heaven’s sake, Rozlyn, just give him the darn plant!"

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

You will be surprised by the wild birds that will appear in your garden.

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"