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"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Fly Football

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Pumpkin patch

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Look, a bug!"

Yardless: Please help

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

ET Mishap

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Are we there yet?'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Koalas when no one's looking"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Koala

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'