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"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Fly Football

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Pumpkin patch

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Look, a bug!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

ET Mishap

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Yardless: Please help

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Are we there yet?'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Koala

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"I love this time of day."

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"