Wannabe Gardener Gifts

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Cats and gardens.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Environment Friendly House.

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Et in Arcadia Ego

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Ecology

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

'Dog got your clog?'

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

Domestic Cats.

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue