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'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Planting Bird Seed.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

'I've had so many transplants, I feel like a garden nursery.'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Hydroponic Gardening

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little watering and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

Clown watering his flowers.

Football fan

Man with a sunflower head watering flowers with human faces.

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

Devil watering tails.

'Don't listen to anyone. I think you're beautiful...even if you are a weed.'

Desert Island

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'