Playful Gardener Prints

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

Planting Bird Seed.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'I've had so many transplants, I feel like a garden nursery.'

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Hydroponic Gardening

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

Mr. Potato Head raking up leaves.

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

Clown watering his flowers.

Football fan

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little watering and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

Man with a sunflower head watering flowers with human faces.

Redneck Flowerpot

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

'Man with birds nesting in hair.'