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"If we make it greener on this side of the river, the wildebeests will cross here..."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Onion Guillotine

'I've had so many transplants, I feel like a garden nursery.'

Hydroponic Gardening

"You're a gifted writer, although at times you're just too precious."

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Flytrap nerd.

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

Tree's Tree Nursery. Of course we can plant them. We'll be right over! $. It's the only hedge fund I can get behind. Tree's Trees.

Even garden plants like to visit.

Mr. Potato Head raking up leaves.

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

"You'll get three meals a day,but they will all be continental breakfast."

'I thought I'd try making marmalade. Do we have any marmals?'

'Fly me straight over the bears, James...'

Say it with cacti

'Try not to sit still for too long dear, the convulvulus is really rather virulent.'

Northern Ireland Garden Centre - Seeds of Democracy: Might not blossom.

'I've told you before, I don't like broccoli.'

"Bloody cowslips!"

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

Ship Modelers in Damnation

Gardening for Beginners - 'Carnivorous plants don't like dog biscuits, I'm afraid!'

'Someday, someone else will mow this lawn.'

"I think you'd better switch the water feature off."