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'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Fist Bumper Cars

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

Ms. Rusmore

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'I call it a flat.'

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

This man is an island.

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

'It's a snow mobile.'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

The Bear Fax.

"Unplug and chill out."

Racketeer

Artichoking victim

Clinical psychology involves observation of patients in clinics and related settings. Forensic psychology takes place at crime scenes. Cognitive psychology uses mathematical models. It can happen at a computer. Ernie prefers to put his patients in the car and drive backwards. Which is? Reverse psychology.

Bell Hop

Toast kidnapper.

Prawn Shop

"Cat nip"

Custer's Last Rollo

"It started with a few grey hares in my 20's and they kept showing up."

"It seems to me you may be experiencing some form of low-level depression."

'That's not funny, Fred.'

"Why have you come over here?"

Air Transylvania's Red Eye Flight.

"Every five minutes it's 'feed me this, get me that' or something along those lines, I mean, I'm parrot-phrasing."

"I must be getting old . . . I crossed over here, but now I can't remember why!"