Plant Proud Pillows

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Award Winning Gardener

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Gardening#2

Mantis Love

A Venus cow trap.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Pea

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"You've definitely got water retention..."

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

Poinsettia

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

Pollination Process

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

Biotechnology in agriculture

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

Blatant competition in nature.

"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating."

"It's inoperable and perennial."

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."