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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? The irises clash with the roses! Peonies?! Here? What was I thinking? No! Not aphids already! Psycho gardening disorder.

Gardener attacked by plants.

Plant Lady

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Allotment

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Gardener

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

The Garden

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Man watering his plants in the rain.

'That plant food really works!'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

The Velvet Mesquite

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Thanks for feeding the plants.

Watering Flowers

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

Pea

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,