Plant-based Pros Gifts

"Well how about that, I'm vegetarian too..."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"States of tofu"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Before/After

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Queen of Quinoa

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"You had me at alternative milk."

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

'New Barbeque.'

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"Wine is plant-based food."

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

'You're eating too much roughage.'

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? The irises clash with the roses! Peonies?! Here? What was I thinking? No! Not aphids already! Psycho gardening disorder.

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

"I can't remember which ones are plant-based."

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

The early days of tofurkey.

The vegan hunter